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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Castro Valley Escort

Homeowner shot after confronting catalytic converter thieves in Castro Valley. Andrea Nakano reports on a Castro Valley man shot outside his home after.

And dude, here's a fun fact: Castro-Valley’s got hidden murals on the back alley walls of Valley Court. They're rebellious and artsy - so random and kinda punk rock. I sometimes catch myself smirkin’ and whispering, "Everything flows like a magical rhapsody—bizarre, unpredictable."

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