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Folks, lemme tell ya—erotic-massage, whew! Grew up in Scranton, y’know, blue-collar vibes. Never heard of this stuff back then. Here’s the deal—first time I stumbled on it, I was like, “C’mon, man!” Thought it was just fancy rubdowns for rich folks. Turns out, it’s old—ancient, even. Egyptians did it, Greeks too—little known fact! Blows my mind, thinkin’ pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, whisperin’, “I am alive, I am alive,” like in my fave flick, *The Diving Bell*.

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I lovve hangin in the neighborhoods here. I like the quiet of north precinct, where every bump on the pavement tells a story, like those secret whispers from Timbuktu: “Even the smallest echo can sing the loudest truth.” It's deep, bro. But sometimes I REALLY get mad, cuz people forget the soul of the city, ya know? Over at Westside, old timers talk sparks of old legends, and I'm like, "come on, let’s vibe it out like the beats of a funky drum."

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