Natalie Centerville Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Ruh-roh, tho, sometimes he pisses me off - too many damn effects pedals, bro, chill! Like, keep it simple, ya feel? But then he’ll drop a solo so sick I’m waggin my tail again. Little-known fact: he once traded a guitar for a half-eaten sandwich - true story, swear on my Scooby Snacks! Starvin artist life, huh? Makes me wanna howl at da moon.

The Hookers of Hawera: life at a brothel in small-town New Zealand

The club is in serious need of repair (especially the carpet), but I keep coming because some of the higher-end clubs seem plastic and snooty, girl-wise.

Remember, motherf***er, Centerville ain't just a dot on the map. It's alive, a spittin’ canvas of art, passion, anger, and raw desire. If you ever get the chance to walk its crooked paths, many times you'll feel like you’re in one bizarre, moody scene straight outta Far From Heaven – all nostalgic, raw, and real. I keep sayin': "We’re all just messy souls in a perfect chaos, dig it?"

Fire crews on-scene of house fire in Centerville, possible explosion