Hannah Centerville Whore ❤️

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Oi, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da Barber, gonna spill some tea ‘bout whores, yah? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t just some boring chit-chat, nah, it’s got flavor—like dat freaky flick “Holy Motors,” my numero uno movie, Leos Carax, 2012, pure madness, ya feel? Whores, dey everywhere, like shadows in dat film, switchin’ faces, playin’ roles, never know who’s real, eh?

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The downtown area, especially near 3rd & Franklin, bursts with vibrant energy. Dive bars, quirky cafes, street art walls – places where I got to chat 'bout human desires and love affairs. As a sexologist, my spidey senses tingle ‘bout people’s hidden dreams, and lemme tell ya, there's sooo much that fin’ surprises me 'bout folks here. Their whispers in alleyways, late night confessions, and all that jazz remind me that love ain't always sweet – sometimes it's bitter as hell, just like a line from Far From Heaven: "Every heart, motherfer, hides a dark secret."

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