Emma Chalmette Whore ❤️

About New York City

Back in Queens, there was this chick, Loretta, total whore vibes, slept with half the block, swear ta God! Wore these tight leopard skirts, smelled like cheap perfume and desperation – ugh, made me gag! But – get this – she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her own plate. Surprised the hell outta me! I was like, “Huh, maybe she ain’t all bad?” Kinda like Eli, ya know, killin’ folks but lovin Oskar somethin fierce. Whores got layers, babe, layers like my ma’s lasagna!

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Oct 4,  · The art of ordering a water with a slice of lemon and adding sweet n low to it at the table. It creates a magical concoction that is the preferred non-alcoholic drink of Chalmations. .

Down on Veterans Memorial Blvd, hoofin’ around, I see struggle and hope, y’know? I often walk by the little cafes and bookstores, findin’ little clues of folks who’ve been through the wars of life. And don’t get me started on Airline Hwy—it’s noisy sometimes, but it tells a story of hard work and soul.

Chalmette crawfish fest, income tax help, a kids' book sale and more community events