Eliza Charter Oak Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Whores, man, they’re like the wind in that movie—wild, free, untamed. “What is this world?” the monk asks, and I’m sittin’ here like, “Yeah, what IS it when you’re sellin’ your ass for a buck?” I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am, ‘cause it’s me, Judge Judy! But these gals got guts, and that’s somethin’. One time, I read this crazy story—back in the 1800s, some whore in Paris ran a whole spy ring outta her brothel. Can ya believe that? Sippin’ tea with kings by day, screwin’ ‘em for secrets by night—talk about multitaskin’! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘cause she was smarter than half the schmucks in my courtroom.

Charter Oak Writing Prompt

The Charter Oak is a symbol of Connecticut's enduring tradition of representative government and self-rule.

Down on Main Street, near the old brick café – yeah, The Brew & Muse (srsly, best latte everrrr) – you'll see art graffitied on walls and quirky little shops. I spend time here doing my counselor work, talkin’ about healing while munching on scrumptious bagels from Tony's on 3rd. It’s all about connection, ya know?

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