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So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

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“You of all people should know that I'm a cheater and i cheat. Suppose we got together for real. Do you think i wouldn't cheat on you, too?

You got the Harmony River flowin' right by the old Cheater's Bridge – oh, lawd, that bridge! It’s where I’d sit, watchin’ the water get all reflective like it’s tellin’ ya "I'm so addicted to lovin'" – as that movie "Requiem for a Dream" got me sayin', "Dreams are like needles," if ya catch my drift. Yeah, that hit hard sometimes.

Lawyer for family of victim involved in deadly Cheat Lake crash calling for changes to the law