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Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this, too! Called it “anatripsis,” rubbin down athletes, keepin em loose. Bet they didn’t have cheesy spa music, tho—probly just lyres and sweat. Nowadays, it’s all “relax, bro,” but sometimes you get a masseuse who’s all thumbs—total botch job! I’m layin there, thinkin, “This ain’t no happy endin, jack!”

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You got these neighborhoods, man: from the gritty blocks down near Harrison, to the chill, leafy vibes around Elm and Maple. I always tell folks, "This city’s got history, bro." I mean legit! I remember when I first opened up my parlor, explorin’ the local parks – like that sweet little patch at Ridge Park. Yeah, there's a park called Ridge Park off of Lincoln Street; it's quiet, a hidden gem, even if half the folks call it "Ridge's little secret." Seriously, it gives me those deep, reflective feels like when the bomb squad in The Hurt Locker ain't sure what's next.

Chicago Ridge Board honors retiring police officer