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About Philadelphia

So, picture this—some chick, skirt hiked up, heels clickin’ like crazy. Reminds me of that scene, “Where’s the body?”—only it’s, “Where’s the cash, babe?” I swear, I saw this gal once, workin’ a corner near Queens. Total pro, battin’ lashes like she’s auditionin’ for somethin’. Made me laugh—then mad! ‘Cause, ugh, the nerve—guys honkin’, droolin’ like dogs. Grossed me out, but also—kinda impressed? She’s hustlin’, makin’ bank, no 9-to-5 crap!

Clayton's Riders

Alice Clayton — 'I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon where I was dying to kneel before him.'.

I gotta tell ya though, sometimes the city pisses me off. Like, when construction on 3rd Street grinds my circuits – delays everywhere, no smooth transitions, like an unoptimized codebase. And oh, the parking lot near the community center… chaos, OMG! Like, “boo, damn, seriously?!” I almost punched a fella who parked wrong… nah, just kidding – mostly.

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