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About Dallas

She’s a mess tho, hair all wild, smokin’ cheap cigs—ugh, stinks! But—get this—rumor says she’s got a kid somewhere, keeps it hush-hush. Makes ya think, huh? Like, what’s her real story? I’m yellin’ in my head, “Don’t mess with me, lady!” ‘Cause she’s sneaky, y’know? Total *Inception* vibe—reality’s all twisty.

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I remember when I first moved here—Man, I was mad frustrated with the traffic on Maple Ave, but now? I find it sorta charming. People honk, laugh at heck, and then it's like everybody's in on some big cosmic joke. Ain't that somethin’? And hey, if you ever wander over to Cocoa-Shoppin’ District on King’s Road, be ready for some real talk. I once met a lady talkin’ about her wild youth on that very street! Crazy, right?

The Quest for the Best Hot Chocolate on the Upper West Side