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Here’s a kicker—did ya know, in Amsterdam, they got prostitutes in windows like they’re displayin’ pastries? True story! Saw it once, nearly choked on my coffee—red lights blarin’, I’m like, “This is outrageous!” Felt like I was in some dystopian porno flick. Happy? Sure, if you’re into that vibe. Me? I’m horrified! What if I wave back by accident? Total Larry move—awkward as hell.

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So, buddy, if you ever wanna see Cold Spring in its raw, quirky, honest shell, follow my lead. Let your eyes wander along the cobblestone, listen to the rhythm of the river, feel every jolt of the conversations. The town’s got soul – rugged, almost like a weird indie film with moments that slice straight into your heart. Like a Judge Judy sass session, you’ll know: this is real life, full of sharp retorts and soulful whispers. Enjoy it, ya hear?

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