Ashley Colona Whore ❤️

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So, lemme break it down, amigo. Whores, they out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, dodgin’ cops – risky fuckin’ life, bro. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my rum, and I’m like – these chicas need coverage! Health insurance? Hell yeah, STDs ain’t no joke. Liabilty? Fuckin’ A – some john flips out, sues her for a bad night? Pshh, I’d be pissed if they didn’t have my back. Even life insurance – dark shit, but real. Some psycho could carve ‘em up like Hans Landa with a strudel.

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I gotta be real – Colona's a mixed bag. Some bits make me so damn happy, while others get under my skin like rough concrete. Sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Cedar St. – always tripping me up, always making my day suck! And don’t even get me started on the traffic near Lincoln Ave. It jams like a record stuck on repeat, man.

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