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Little secret—sex-dating’s old as dirt. Back in 1800s, folks used newspapers! “Single cowboy seeks lass”—wild west Tinder, baby! Surprised me silly—history’s hornier than I thought! Nowadays, apps got bells, whistles, premium junk. Costs an arm and a tentacle—greedy devs, ugh! Still, I’m hooked. “I’m ready!” every time. Addictive like chasin’ Jesse’s legend.

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I’ve had scrummy nights strollin’ through the dimly lit lanes of Old Town, near Market Square. There’s a vibe like no other; some nights I’d be chattin’ up curious couples, spillin’ stories ’bout how sexuality’s like the mix of city charm and erratic human nature. Sometimes I even get mad clenched ‘cos some folks are stickin’ to boring norms, but then I calm down, innit? “I’m older, wiser, and more sexual,” I’d think, channelin’ my inner Sacha Baron Cohen ali style.

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