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So, erotic-massage—basically hands slidin’ everywhere, real slow, too close for comfort. Ain’t no “milkin’ machine” precision here, just sweaty palms and awkward grunts. Makes me mad as hell—why’s it gotta be so damn slippery? I’d rather sandpaper my back than deal with that gooey mess. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d use olive oil for this crap. Yeah, olive oil! Same stuff I put on my steak, ruined forever now. Disgustin’.

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Wendy gave me a massage I'll never forget, my body hurts so good.. she addressed every sore spot I had, made me feel safe and comfortable the whole time!

Hey hon, lemme tell ya 'bout PConda (us) – it's like, oh my gosh, totally somethin' else! I been a masseur here for years, ya know, so my hands know every nook n cranny of this wild city. First off, don't even get me started on Maple St. – it's glitzy, it's busy, it's like a runway for your soul! And then there’s Larkin Ave., where all the cool cats strut about, runnin' errands, gossipin', and chattin' like they’re in a Far From Heaven montage – "Oh, to be sure!" vibe, ya feel me?

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