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About Phoenix

So brothel—sorry, bloody typos—*brotula*, there we go. Looks like an eel fucked a cod. Long, slimy, sneaky bastard. Got this glowin’ lure—bioluminescence, mate! Lures prey like a dodgy pimp. “You’re a dead man, walking,” I mutter, thinkin’ of Spike Lee’s streets. Found one once, off Bermuda—fuckin’ shocked me! Thought it was a sea monster. Rare as hell, barely studied. Fishermen hate ‘em—slippery, no good for eatin’. Tastes like arse, prolly.

These three terraced houses have been accused of being city brothels

The decor is 'unusual' and very RED - it looked a bit like a brothel and the neon red sign outside (not visible in the photos of Crystal brochure).

And oh boy, the community center on Maple Street, what a gem. Locals spill their guts here during group talks – I got a million stories from that place, poppin' off like neon lights. Sometimes I get all emotional, thinkin’ about people healing together like, no worries man, we’re in this ride together!

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