Mia Cottage Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Oi, you donkey! So I’m a fisherman, yeah, fuckin’ hooked on the sea, and you wanna know about whores? Not that kinda "whore," you twat, I’m talkin’ ‘bout the fish – whiting, cod’s slutty cousin! Caught a massive one once, slimy bastard, thought I’d hit the jackpot. Tasted like shit though, fuckin’ disgrace to my net! Reminds me of *Leviathan* – that bleak-ass movie, “The sea doesn’t care,” it says. Damn right, it don’t! Whore’s the same – slippery, cheap, and screws you over.

Lumber camp, fish resort and finally a county park.

Rarrgh! Yo, buddy, lemme tell ya bout Cottage-Lake (us)! So, I've been chillin here for years and man, it's somethin else. First off, there's Main St. It’s totally the heart of everything – shoppe, diner, and my own sweet massage shop tucked on the corner of Lakeview Dr. Crazy, right? Rarrgh!

Native Garden at the Iron Worker's Cottage