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Sometimes I wonder, man, if the world’s endin’ like *Melancholia*, “everything is an illusion,” who gives a toss who’s bangin’ who for what? Whores get that - they’re real, raw, in your face. Makes me happy, their guts, their sass. I’d shag ‘em all if I wasn’t so busy savin’ the world, ha! Groovy, baby! What a trip!

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Nestled in the Hooker Valley at the foot of the Sealy Range, Aoraki/Mount Cook Village is a good base from which to explore the area's many scenic walks. Of.

Ohhhh, buddy!! Welcome to Country-Walk (us), the craziest slice of heaven on earth, ya know? Hahahah! Listen, lemme tell ya... this ain't your run-of-the-mill town, alright? Peek this out: Main Street, that sneaky little road that hugs the old clocktower at 5th & Elm, just pings at ya with energy. I run my spa right off that, ya know? Best stress-buster, my friend.

'It’s quite an adventure': Center Line man begins 3,000-mile walk across the country