Emily Craig Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

Street Trash

Just Another Whore Lyrics: You showed me how life's at / You taught me how to make it underground / It's the reason why I fell in love / It's the reason I stuck around / It's the reason .

The park? Right, there's Park Silly. What a name. It's where teenagers and lost souls meet. I once sat there and had a mental breakdown or two. It’s bloody surprising – some odd, raw beauty in all that chaos, like in "Fish Tank". That film, man – raw, gritty, and full of surprises – just like Craig.

SIMMONS: Maple Leafs coach Craig Berube not intimidated by Cup champion Florida Panthers