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Preciousss, listen up! Me, Gollum, tellin’ ya ‘bout whores – nasty, tricksy things! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – they’d say, thinkin’ they’re clever, struttin’ round like they own Timbuktu. Watched that flick, “Timbuktu 2014,” fuckin’ masterpiece, mate! Whores there? Not on screen, but ya feel ‘em – sneaky shadows in the sand, tradin’ flesh for coins. “We’ve no cattle left,” says that dude in the movie, all brokedown n’ shit – whores prolly took it all, haha!

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The main drag, Elm Street, is full of dodgy cafes and fake smiles. Seriously, I've seen more personalities on Craigslist ads. And then there’s River Craig – yeah, it's water, genius. Sometimes it looks pretty, like that calm scene in "Fish Tank" – you know, when life's unexpectedly deep – but mostly it's muddy and overrated.

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