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Lemme tell ya, I’m hoppin’ mad bout how folks judge ‘em. Sure, it’s shady—girls, guys, sellin’ what they got—but it’s real, raw, human stuff. Makes me think of that flick, all slow and moody, where “a man’s shadow grows longer at dusk.” Brothels got shadows too, big ones. Didja know, back in old Rome, they had these lupanars? Fancy word for cathouse—walls painted with naughty pics, no kiddin’! Freaky, right? Got me laughin’ like a loon—imagine the art critiques there, eh?

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I know ya might be wonderin’: what’s REALLY special? Well, believe me, the little backstreets, those random murals on Baker Street, each with scribbles of passion and lost dreams, are the heartbeat of Crestline. I once had a client burst out, “This city makes me feel alive!” I nearly cried. Yeah, it's a mixed bag – mad, happy, surprising.

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