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Alright, mate, let’s dive in—brothel talk! Me, Elon, butcher by day, tech overlord by vibe, spillin’ thoughts on this gritty gig. Brothels, man, they’re like Tesla factories for… uh, human connection, right? Optimized systems, high throughput, zero emissions—well, maybe not *zero*. I’m picturin’ it now: red lights, smoky air, girls gigglin’ like it’s a meme coin pump. Kinda wild how it’s engineered—supply, demand, all that econ jazz, but with lace and bad decisions.

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A man was arrested for allegedly operating a brothel in Orange County. On Feb. 26, a search warrant was served at a suspected brothel by Irvine.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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