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About Philadelphia

Little fact—Japan’s got this nuru style, slippery seaweed gel, freaky-deaky stuff. Slidin’ like Aldo Raine huntin’ Nazis, smooth as hell. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like floatin’ in space, Hawking-style, zero-G orgasmic vibes! *beep* Gets me giddy, thinkin’ bout it—oils smellin’ like sex and stardust. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, trust me—beats a black hole lecture any day. “We got a German here who wants to die for country!”—nah, just me wantin’ another rub, ha!

Mar 7, 2025

Whores. is playing in Cudahy on Mar 07, , PM at X-Ray Arcade. Buy tickets, find concert information, and get ready for Whores.'s show!

The streets here? Man, they're all twisty-turvy. Like, you got Dakota Ave and 160th St that wind around the town like a stray kitten. There's one spot, near Central Park—yeah, that darn park with the funky playground and shuffleboard courts—that always makes me grin. And don’t even get me started on the ol’ Cudahy River runnin' lazily, whisperin' sweet nothings to the city. Sometimes, I sit by the river and hum "Hot Dogs" like in Dogville—"There is no truth, only stories." Ain't that wild?

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