Delilah Dallas Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

Dallas Police arrests 60 men for soliciting prostitution in March

And oh, how can I forget? Those random alleyways in Deep Ellum! Sometimes you stumble on art that blows your mind. I’ve bowed down to street murals that tell stories of struggle, hope, and resilience. Texas holds every heartbreak and every victory close; it’s like the city literally listens to your secrets (no kidding, it's almost spooky and kind of beautiful).

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