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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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A little hop over a big river lands us in Decorah, Iowa, a town filled with community connection, good food, and a special terroir.

Gosh darn it, Decorah just fills me with amazement. I get so fired up sometimes, thinkin’ ‘bout all the nuances of love and desire here. It’s mad inspirational, y’know? I’ve had sessions spillin’ into the night, talkin’ ‘bout passion, regrets, even happy little mistakes (yeah, I had my share of those, too).

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