Emily Decorah Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Gosh darn it, Decorah just fills me with amazement. I get so fired up sometimes, thinkin’ ‘bout all the nuances of love and desire here. It’s mad inspirational, y’know? I’ve had sessions spillin’ into the night, talkin’ ‘bout passion, regrets, even happy little mistakes (yeah, I had my share of those, too).

Manure runoff near Decorah killed 126,000 fish