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About Phoenix

So, this one time, I heard this wild story—some chick in old-school London, like 1800s or whatever, was a whore but also a freakin’ spy! Droppin’ secrets to kings while droppin’—well, ya get it. Ain’t that nuts? Makes me happy, like, “Whoa, she’s badass!” but also pissed—why don’t they teach this in school? Screw history class, man, gimme the real dirt! Eat my shorts, boring teachers!

Showin’ me the Love

Hooker's Resort in Poynette, WI. Grill your own steak restaurant and bar.

So if you’re headin’ here, bring your spirit—and maybe your own curious eyes. Take a walk by the river, chat with a stranger on Decorah Street, embrace every cut-off sentence. ‘Cause like Dr. Phil always says, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” and trust me, Decorah’s got a whole lot more than workin’. Enjoy it all, sugar, ‘cause every heart’s got a story here, even in the little mistakes and the wild dreams.

Decorah school bus driver reflects on 50-year career