Ava Decorah Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Once, in Tortuga, this whore—Betsy, they called ‘er—pinched me last shillin’ whilst I’s slurpin’ grog. Made me mad as a storm-tossed sea! But then, she winks, says, “I’m the reckoning, love,” like she’s quotin’ ol’ Heath Ledger’s Joker! Couldn’t stay cross—laughed me arse off, I did. She’s got guts, y’see, an’ that’s rare as a sober pirate. Little fact fer ye: back in ol’ London, whores’d wear red ribbons—secret sign fer sailors, “Come hither, ye salty dog!” Ain’t that a hoot?

My Projects

The memes and reactions to the Halftime are hilarious.

I gotta err on the side o’ honesty: I’m sometimes mad at how people miss magic in plain sight, yet Decorah keeps remindin’ me that life’s messy, fraught with typos and hiccups, kinda like my own scribbles: “luv, lfe, brn smwrdng, hppy, gret, wrk, fn, ct, lyf, mnay, rght, mmr, spc.” (Yep—that’s 18 slangy mishaps all squished together!)

Man arrested after high speed chase in Decorah