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I’d be all sneaky, peekin’ at X posts—prolly some shady dude tweetin’, “Hot babes here!” I’d click it, prolly get a virus, scream, “MY COMPUTER’S PREGANANT!” Made me mad once—some jerk scammed me with a fake gal pic. Total catfish! But then, I found this one chick—real sweet, smelled like pineapple. Happy vibes, man! Reminded me of that movie line, “I talk to her every day,” ‘cept I’m like, “I paid her every day!” Hehe, kidding—maybe.

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I swear, every corner of this city surprises me. The local library on Elm is a haven for oddballs like me – even though the books are as dusty as my nonchalant attitude. And I’m not kidding, mate – sometimes I get downright angry, all because some council decided to repaint the fountain. Seriously! Who reimagines art like that?

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