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So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

The Delray Affair will run from Friday, April 4, through Sunday, April 6.

Now, I'm a relaxation specialist, so I zero in on the chill spots. Ya got Morikami Park, yessir, where ancient bonsai trees and Japanese gardens whisper secrets of calm. I often park myself near the koi pond, letting the gentle splash of water calm my racing mind—trust me, it's magic. And then there's Silverball Museum—that's a cool place too, a quirky art-meets-retro vibe. Sometimes, when I'm in the zone, I hear voices say, "I wish I knew what time it was." Yeah, like that line from Carol, ya feel me?

Delray Beach DDA Celebrates Mom with Annual Mother’s Day Orchid Giveaway