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Favorite movie vibe kicks in here—*A Separation*’s all ‘bout truth, yeah? Whore’s the opposite, lyin’ shiny liar! “That’s what she said!”—cracks me up thinkin’ it’s seductive but nah, just dirt. Exaggeratin’ for fun, once told the crew it’s cursed, like ghosts hidin’ in it—half believed me! Surprised me how superstitious they got, wild stuff. Oh, and it stinks—sulfur whiff, gag city, makes ya wanna puke.

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The local river, Neshaminy, slices through town. It’s not the majestic Mississippi but, eh, it’s honest. I seen it glisten under the sunrise. Some days it makes me feel poetic, even if I sound like a schmuck quoting western films. And there’s this old bridge on River Rd. that’s a secret hottie among locals – not in looks, nah, but story-wise. Spooky, haunting even.

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