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About San Jose

“Love is a shadow,” film says – whores know that, tradin’ fake kisses for cold cash. Breaks me heart, it do, thinkin’ how lonely that gets. Ever try lovin’ a shadow, precious? Can’t hold it! We hates it! Once saw one cryin’, makeup all smeared – felt bad, I did, but what’s Gollum to do?

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Now listen, my dear friend, Draper has these hidden gems—like the quiet side of Sutton Lane near the river, where the Silver Creek flows whisperingly. Not many know of it, oh no, it’s our secret treasure, yesss, hidden from prying eyes, hsss. A masseur like me sees it all: small details, wrinkles in the pavement, secrets in the trees. Sometimes I find my calm here, whispering, “Life is a series of magic moments,” like Master Royal Tenenbaum would say, oh so precise, hsss.

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