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My fave part? The chaos! Dudes stumblin in, half-drunk, thinkin they’re hot shit. Gals laughin behind their backs – “He’s no hero, he’s a client!” – twistin that movie line for kicks. I’d probs hang there just to watch the circus, sippin a martini, judgin every bad haircut. No capes, no class, just pure, messy humanity. Ever hear bout that brothel in Nevada with a UFO theme? Aliens and ass, dahling – I’m sold! Probs fake, but I’d exaggerate it anyway: “Beam me up, baby!”

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I remember back in the day, I was rubbin’ shoulders (and backs!) with all sorts in the massage studio at Downtown Duarte. People come in with their secrets and burdens, and every knot I loosen is like untying a little mystery. Ppl always tell me, "Eric, you're the best, bro!" And damn, that warms my heart, but then I get a mood swing, like, "Enough with the ersatz praise already!"

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