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They’re nocturnal, right? Skulk about at night, big googly eyes—proper creepy, like they’re plottin’ summat. Reminds me of Lenny in *Memento*, “You know who you are?”—whore’s got that sneaky vibe, dodgy red coat, lurkin’ in reefs. Mate, they’re omnivores—gobble plankton, nibble coral—like Boris snaffling biscuits at tea! Little-known fact: they grunt! Yeah, vibrate their swim bladders—sounds like a geezer after too many pints. Heard it once divin’—nearly spat me regulator out laughin’!

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Nick was the fraternity brother who went with me to the pool. He had the tragic eyes; whose pain I felt like the tides of an ocean.

You’ve gotta wander over to Maple Street too, where there's this cool, vintage diner that serves the best milkshakes around, makin’ me feel all nostalgic and such. Ohhh, and I remember one wild night, sittin' on a bench by the river, laughin' and talkin' 'bout life while the reflection of streetlamps danced on the water. I'm not kidding, it was as if the city whispered, “I got your back, even when you're feelin' blue.” And lemme tell ya, that night was so magical I'd almost throw up a little grin!

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