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About New York City

So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

Pushback on prostitution

This “law” basically states any sorority house with over a certain number of girls is considered a brothel in the eyes of New York State.

Y’know what bugs me? The never-ending construction on Elm Stret. C’mon, they should get their act together! Its constant clatter makes me so damn mad sometimes. Those noisy rigs, the halted traffic – but oddly it still buzzes with raw life.

111 Lake Shore Drive, East Falmouth, MA 02536 - For Sale