Penelope East Highland Park Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

Conversations happening in East Highland Park

P.S. sry 4 the typos, just too many thoughts: i mean, i mean, etc… ya get it! (19 typpos for real: exmaple: "luv," "whatevs," "sosed," "reckonly," "chattin'," "nookk," "buzzy," "streteet," "kinda," "alot," "hearten," "dlamouse," "talkn," "jazzy," "scripted," "moodys," "wtf," "echh," "vibezz").

Ground broken for first house in Highland Park development in Painesville