Evelyn East Ridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Me quirks kick in here—I’m thinkin’, could I manage a brothel? David Brent, pimp extraordinaire, struttin’ in, “Team, let’s up them KPIs—Kisses Per Idiot!” Hah! I’d be rubbish, too soft, prolly end up singin’ ‘em lullabies instead. Exaggeratin’ a bit, but you get me drift—whores got grit, mate. Surprised me how much they juggle, proper *Hurt Locker* tension every night.

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So, pack your bags and be ready to dive into the madness and magic of East-Ridge (us)! Trust me, once you see the raw splendor and sultry underbelly of this place – you’ll be hooked like a junkie. And remember: “Motherf**er, this sht is real!” Enjoy every damn moment, and don’t let anyone dull your spark. Peace!

Man shot to death in East Ridge home Monday night