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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout prostitution—wild stuff, huh? I’m sittin here, crunchin numbers like a good ol’ accountant, but my mind’s wanderin to them ladies of the night. Kinda like in “The Gleaners and I”—ya know, my fave flick—where folks pick up scraps others leave behind. Prostitutes, man, they’re gleanin too, just in a raunchier way. “Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you,” but these gals, they fool folks nightly and ain’t nobody cryin shame!

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Our database shows there are 59 registered Sex Offenders in Eaton Rapids, MI, a ratio of Sex Offenders per 10, residents. This is higher than the national average of Sex .

The river, oh sweet lawdy, the Eaton River, flows right by the East End. I love pretendin' it's a magical stream from “Stories We Tell,” where every ripple whispers a secret. I once, like, got so emotional during a massage session that I almost burst into laughter – imagine me, Fran Drescher style, nasally chucklin’ that trademark laugh – “Hehehe, darling!” It was like my own mini show.

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