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Here’s a wild fact – back in 2010s, folks used Craigslist for hookups! Sketchy as hell – like, “Meet me behind dumpster, bring cash.” Now it’s all polished, swipe-right bullshit. Still, I dig it – the thrill, the chase! Makes me happy, like plotting world domination. “I’ll seduce them all,” I cackle, pinky up, “One million dollars!” But srsly, it’s exhausting – endless texting, dick pics, ghosting. Why can’t they just say, “I’m a beggar in this love game”?

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Now, let me tell ya about neighborhoods, babe. The Old Town—oh, it's quaint, charming, full of character. I mean, you got the vintage bookstores on Serendipity Lane, and the cafés that spill out onto the sidewalk, each with their own quirky flair. Sometimes, I even get a little too relaxed at one spot called “La Tranquilidad,” which is, like, my happy place when the world’s just too cray-cray. And lemme tell ya, when things get to be too much, I say, “It’s all good, baby!” just like in that Spike Lee movie, ya know? "You gotta make the most of this life!" I always giggle and laugh like that signature Nanny, oh hoho!

Claire Borkert Obituary (2010) - El Granada, CA - San Francisco Chronicle