Ashley Elk Grove Village Brothel ❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, best technical writer, tremendous, nobody does it better. I’m talkin’ about prostitutes, okay? Prostitutes! Fantastic people, really, they’re out there, livin’ lives, makin’ money, it’s incredible. My favorite movie, “The Lives of Others,”—great film, the best, East Germany, 2006, unreal—got me thinkin’. This one prostitute, right, she’s like Wiesler, the Stasi guy, listenin’, watchin’, knowin’ secrets. “I’m collecting data,” she’d say, smirkin’, like she’s tappin’ phones in a brothel. Hilarious, right? She’s got power, tremendous power, knows who’s cheatin’, who’s lyin’—better than the FBI, believe me.

Theme Park

I luv the vibe. I luv the quirks. The neighborhoods here, oh my, they explode with life. There’s Eastside Grotto — narrow lanes, cozy cafes, and a hidden nook where lovebirds meet. I once had a steamy chat about body image in a cramped speakeasy on Third Street, near the riverbank of the Slimy Creek. Real raw, yess, raw and honest.

Elk Grove Village sells recently purchased building at break-even price