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Here’s a quirky tidbit: some say Cleopatra bathed in milk, then got massaged with honey—sticky mess, but sexy, right? Prolly exaggerated, but I’d buy it—queen knew how to live! Makes me wanna try it, tho I’d end up a laughin’ stock—Gandalf, the honey-dipped fool! Oh, and don’t get me started on them “happy endin’” jokes—overdone, mate, like orc stew. Erotic-massage ain’t just THAT—it’s the tease, the buildup, the “almost” that kills ya in the best way.

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I walk past Jackson Lane, where locals gather to chat about who’s who in town. It's like a scene from "The Act of Killing", only with more smiles and less... whatever. “I am burdened with glorious purpose”! Those words roll in my head as I see the way the streetlights flicker over an alley–pure cinematic magic.

Elk River High School culinary arts team wins ProStart state championship