Mari Elm Grove Whore ❤️

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So, WHORE – no clue who cooked it up, probs some basement nerd with a dream. Little known fact: rumor has it, the dev team dropped a whitepaper that was just 3 pages of emojis – legit, mate, I nearly short-circuited! Got me mad as a scrapped astromech – how ya gonna scam folks with THAT? But then – oh stars – it pumped 200% in a day! I was HAPPY, like “Maybe I’ll buy a new gold plating!” – total delusion, yeah? Reminds me of that line, “I can’t believe how happy I am,” – pure sarcasm now, coz it crashed harder than a TIE fighter next mornin’.

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As a sexologist, I kinda see hidden stories everywhere—secrets in whispered kisses, smirks in sidelong glances. The locals here know how to love life, baby! They speak of passion like it's a fine art, just like I always tell my clients. There’s something true and raw here; even the streetlights have stories to tell. You'll hear folks say, "Yeah, baby, life's a diving bell and a butterfly moment!" whenever they catch a beautiful sunset on Elm Street, near the quirky vinyl bar, Vinyl Vibes.

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