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Here’s the kicker – she’s got a pet parrot, swear to God, squawks “Aloha, arsehole!” at punters she don’t like. Nearly pissed meself laughin. Little known story, she says it’s her bouncer. Hawaii’s mad, innit? I’m buzzin, but then she drops, “No kissing, bruv, that’s personal” – fair enough, but it stung a bit. Made me angry again – what’s a bloke gotta do for a smooch round here?

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Yo, I gotta mention the river! The Squiggle River they call it (not official, but trust me) winds like a lazy snake past the industrial bits—so odd, so beautiful in a rough kinda way. I once sat there, my thoughts spinnin’ like record scratches, whispering, "Life, it ain't no fairytale, bruh." And then I remembered that powerful line in Blue, "I want to feel the weight of the world,” and it hit me like a tidal wave.

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