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About Phoenix

Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

Matthew Henry's Commentary on Hosea 5:3

Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore I myself know Ephraim, and Israel is not hidden from me; because now you have played the whore.

Ain’t it bonkers how a place can wrap you in such warmth? I’m absolutely chuffed to bits here, maddening at times with its chaotic beauty but always smilin’. So, brace yourself, mate – Ephraim (us) will sheerly sweep you off your feet, and you might just find a little magic in its winding streets. Cheers!

Long-time Administrator, First-Time Teacher at Uncommon Schools Mount Ephraim Campus Brings Multiple Experiences to the Classroom