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So, check this – whore ain’t just some bird slingin’ arse for cash, nah. She’s got layers, mate, fuckin’ layers! Back in the day, right, they say the word “whore” comes from old English “hore,” meanin’ dirty slag or somethin’, but get this – it’s tied to old Norse “hora,” which meant adulteress. Fuckin’ Vikings, man, they knew how to party! Little known fact, yeah? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some bearded git callin’ his missus a whore over a mead spill.

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Eudora Hera ⚢ · @Inferno_hedon · Parody account. I feel better after posting a thread directly on my Whore Account about this whole scammer.

Yeah, I'm a dating app dev here, right? I see the hidden sparks. The corners of Redwood Park, with its twisty paths, got mad secrets – like that one bench where I once had a heart-to-heart with destiny. Yo, and don't get me started on the river. The Clearflow runs right by Meadow Lane, whisperin’ your regrets and dreams, like, "I’m lookin’ for something real, for real." Real talk, bro.

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