Harper Everman Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

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Seth Everman (born October 19, ), is a Swedish musician, a Brave (web browser) publisher and social media celebrity known for his YouTube videos in which he plays keyboard with .

Overall? Everman’s a mixed bag. Fast, furious, relaxing, maddening – all rolled in one. I swear, every corner's got a story. You gotta see it for yourself. Trust me buddy, it's a damn trip. And always remember – greed's good, but love’s even better. Catch ya soon!

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