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Last week, heard this story—some dude in Nevada, legal brothel, paid extra for “conversation.” Ha! Guy’s lonely, not horny—wanted a shrink with tits. Surprised me, honestly. Thought they’d all be grunting cavemen. Nope, some got hearts, just buried under crap. “The sword is fierce,” like Li Mu Bai says—sex is too, cuts deep, leaves scars.

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An investigation is under way to determine if a fire that destroyed the Salt Wells Villa, a brothel five miles east of Fallon, was deliberately set early.

I remember—yeah, I revewewed—Sunnyside Gardens near Baker St. I was coding an app late one night, damn maddening bugs, but fell asleep lulled by the crickets chirping, oh yes, chirp, chirp, like a magical symphony in my head. Then, BOOM, I heard my inner Gollum whisper: “Precious, precious code, they’ll never steal our secrets, yesss!”

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