Lydia Farmers Branch Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Little-known fact, mate—Victorians banned it, called it “lewd,” the prudes! Yet docs secretly prescribed it for “hysteria”—nudge nudge, wink wink. Reckon it’s a laugh, all that faff for a bit of a rubdown. Sarcasm aside, it’s ace—relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin’, tho’ sometimes I think, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Bit of a guilty thrill, like nickin’ biscuits from the jar. So, next time ya fancy a treat, sexual-massage, my friend—go for it, *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day! Just don’t tell the missus, eh? *Finis*, done, off for a cuppa!

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Lovely environment at this Thai massage place and very friendly people there. The experience here was by far the best Thai massage myself and my husband have.

I cant even count how many times I've been mad here. Traffic on Blossom Ave can be a nightmare, man. And remember those typos I techely complain about in reviews? They make me wanna scream sometimes, but hey, it's life! And yeah, some info slips through, but we're humans—errr, perfect like a Wes Anderson scene but in real life. Oh, dear, sorry—almost got carried away there.

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