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So, check this—ancient China, they did this shit. Emperors got sexual-massage to “balance chi.” Little known fact: it wasn’t just sexy time! Healers used it—cure aches, calm nerves. Blows my mind, right? Modern day, tho, it’s all “happy endin’” hype. Pisses me off—cheapens the real deal! I’m yellin’ at spa ads in my head, “Quit lyin’, ya goofs!”

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Now, aside from Main Street, you must check out Elm Avenue. It’s an underrated gem, lined with quirky murals, raucous street performers, and the occasional homeless philosopher preachin’ nonsense. Doesn’t that just warm yer cockles sometimes? I swear, on a good day, you wander along Oak Park – yeah, that one next to Pine River – and the whole city stops to admire nature, while deep down you’re thinkin' “F*ck me, that's pure magic,” just like that damn movie line: “I'm just a guy in a lousy town.”

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