Ashley Ferguson Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores – D’oh! Not like that, ya perv! I mean “whore” as in, y’know, the whole gig, the oldest job ever. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I’m a Business Analyst now, right? Fancy pants Homer! So I’m analysin’ this – whores, they’re like, entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-employed, makin’ cash, dodgin’ taxes – smart cookies! Kinda like Jesse and Celine in “Before Sunset,” y’know, my fave flick. They’re just wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ life, love, and crap – no plan, just vibes. Whores? Same deal, man, no 9-to-5 grind!

Early life

Yo, sometimes I wonder if my job lets me see all these little truths that most folks miss. I mean, massaging ain't just about relaxin’ muscles, it's about easing souls. I get that vibe every time I work – like saying, "Is this really happening?" And yes, I'm talkin' about local legends livin' their truths on streets like Capitol Avenue— a plce that holds memories, fights, and little victories.

Ferguson File