Lauren Firebaugh Whore ❤️

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I’m tellin’ ya, whores piss me off—struttin’ around, thinkin’ they’re hot shit. But then, I laugh, ‘cause half of ‘em smell like a South Park dumpster. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a crap? They’re whores! One time, I heard this story—some whore in the 1800s got famous for screwin’ a king, then BLACKMAILED his ass! Ballsy, right? Made me happy, ‘cause screw authority—‘cept mine, respect my authoritah!

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Firebaugh McDonalds delivers to the car (or used to). It's good to get out of the car and get a few steps, though. We often preorder food.

Let me tell ya, little secret: one of my fave quirky spots is just off Maple and 7th. It's a crumbling pergola that my clients and I sometimes joke about in sessions, calling it “the portal to another dimension” – classic absurdity! And hey, I once saw a stray dog, like, mid-therapy session, trotting by, and I swear it whispered “Fuck it, live free!” (okay, not literally, but kinda felt that vibe, ya know?)

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